i wanna make my gf scream

  male
corkurhole | 25 May 2005 - 5:02am
give some tips as to how do i make my girl to scream
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malesyahruleshafiie | 25 May 2005 - 6:19am
Just pretend to be a killer...

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femalekimmy16 | 25 May 2005 - 6:21am
Just watch scary movies

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malecorkurhole | 25 May 2005 - 6:31am
thank u very much
malesmashingdon | 25 May 2005 - 7:15am
easiest way... show or throw a Spider or Cockroach at her
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maletexas | 26 May 2005 - 5:37pm
Some women are screamers and some are not. If she hasn't screamed so far, she probably won't. I don't like screamers....I prefer to hear contented moans.

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femaleserenity_1 | 26 May 2005 - 6:31pm
hide and jump out on here when its dark after watching a horror movie

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maledale | 26 May 2005 - 10:03pm
Am I the only one that is seeing this as a sexual question? Whatever...

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male_fivemagics_ | 27 May 2005 - 3:26am
What??

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malegurqan | 27 May 2005 - 7:24am
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femaledujggu | 27 May 2005 - 9:15pm
but, but why??

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maledilan69 | 28 May 2005 - 12:10am
buy her nipple clamps, that,ll make her scream till the cows come home.
femalespiked | 31 May 2005 - 4:18am
@dilan LOL good one.

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maletknob3 | 31 May 2005 - 11:36am
1. torture her
2. slap her
3. step on her foot
4. what sort of topic is that at all?

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femalejellzy | 31 May 2005 - 2:29pm
put a snake under her blanket 2nite ...just a lil 1 .. i bet ... she will dumps u lol
maleslakker | 1 June 2005 - 12:04pm
Make her watch Teletubbies for a week straight.


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femalekeowynn | 1 June 2005 - 8:02pm
@ Slakker: good one !!! how about making her listen to some crap pop music like Britney Spears and even worse: Mariah Carey
femaleakipoo | 1 June 2005 - 8:18pm
Put a spider in her bed.

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female_ansatsu_ | 1 June 2005 - 8:36pm
Push her of a building
A bad joke...

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femalestar_princess | 2 June 2005 - 12:46am
dress up in a halloween costume?

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femalewintersolstice | 2 June 2005 - 9:50pm
Roach would do.

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my sympathies to that girl :S

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maleamherstchef | 7 June 2005 - 12:15am
Give her a diamond ring and ask her to marry you
maleamdarkambience | 11 June 2005 - 2:40am
Leather straps and a leash... That would most likely scare the living bejesus out of her.
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femaleabbie_14 | 12 June 2005 - 6:49am
you mean like scaring her?? if so then the best thing would be to watch a scary movie then leave to go to the bathroom.sneak up behind her and grab her.

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maleDagda | 12 June 2005 - 2:42pm
tell her that you have been sleeping with here mother,sister and cousin,that should do the trick!!!!

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femalemissxbabyxblue | 19 June 2005 - 11:07am
I think a spider would make anyone scream lol

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femalesalt_girl | 20 June 2005 - 3:38pm
if you're thinking of scaring her make sure you don't over do it or you'll be the one screaming if she leaves you.
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femaleserenity_1 | 30 June 2005 - 8:28pm
why dont u slap her hard? maybe she will scream then???

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femaleooolooky | 7 July 2005 - 5:52am
stab her. I bet you get some kind of reaction.

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maletomas424 | 15 July 2005 - 10:15pm
Try to kill her.she will start to scream,definitely.
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femalestar_princess | 15 July 2005 - 10:27pm
first you get a scream mask and this scream cloak, that black thing he wears in the movies, and then call her with a weird voice saying things like "what's your favourite scary movie?" and "do you want to die tonight?"


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