Just 3 words
Hej
Ja
Tak

I never thought of losing, but now that it's happened, the only thing is to do it right. That's my obligation to all the people who believe in me. We all have to take defeats in life. - Muhammad Ali

Jeg kan ikke snakke så godt dansk... ^^ I hope it was correct. I'm more used to chatting in Swedish than in Danish, but I love them both.

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? --Woody Allen

Those are very useful words

You can say that in danish

I don't really know any Danish but I can read it quite easily because I know Swedish.

"If we are going to teach creation science as an alternative to evolution, then we should also teach the stork theory as an alternative to biological reproduction." (Judith Hayes)

Was it actually correct? Wow, that's surprising

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? --Woody Allen

I know as much danish as my danish dictionary knows But dont ask me to write something right now cause i probably have to open that dictionary to do that

Homo homini lupus ~ the human is a human, a wolf

You can say it in different ways:
Jeg kan ikke snakke så godt dansk,
Jeg er ikke så god til dansk
Jeg er ikke så god til at tale dansk

There are more ways, but that's what I can think of right now.

jeg spiser ost haha, farvel xD

I'll have a apple danish and a cup of coffee.

jeg snakker ikke dansk

jeg snakker ikke dansk men jeg spiser ost

Jeg hedder Shanghailover, og jeg kommer fra Shanghai selvfoeglelig. Jeg kan tale lidt dansk. Actually, I don't think Danish is too hard to learn.. maybe it's more difficult than mandarin to me. hehe~ And I have to confess, its pronounciation is hard to follow... without any rules! Incredilbe!

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Jeg kan et lite dansk fordi jeg snakker et lite norsk. Jeg spiser ost også!

i know danish government supports terrorism in turkey...they show roj tv on pkk television..there is no human rights there...they divide people..thats all....satans!

Danish? I don't know anything!

"..take me as I am.."

lifeplayer wrote:

Danish? I don't know anything!

If you want to know something feel free to ask

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How do you say thanks for the postcard in Danish?

and

I work for Martinis

(:

Ring the bells that still can ring.
Forget your perfect offering.
There is a crack, a crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.

~ Leonard Cohen ~

i don't know

Thanks for the postcard = Tak for postkortet

I work for Martinis = Jeg arbejder for Martinis

See, it's quite simple if anybody wants to know anything else I'm at your service

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Some people told me they thaught Danish was a lot the same as Dutch,I dont think thats true at all.

Actually some people even think that the language spoken in Denmark is Dutch

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Its way way worse than dutch, I grew up about 70km from Copenhagen so Ive been in Denmark many times, still dont understand squat of this... language. and the counting system, its made entirely to rip off tourists.

frewurny glirt ptohtsm!

Funny, that's similar to how I feel about Swedish. When looking at Swedish then at first glance it looks sort of similar to Danish, but it's only wannabe-Danish; there are just so incredible many spelling mistakes that it gets impossible to read.. and when it comes to how it's actually pronounced then it's even worse.
But anyway, what's so strange about our counting system?

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Halvtres, halvfjers, halvfems, firs...

frewurny glirt ptohtsm!

Haha, good point.. one of the great mysteries of life is how much a 'hel fjers' is

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arym wrote:

lifeplayer wrote:

Danish? I don't know anything!

If you want to know something feel free to ask

Your help was useful last year when I visited København, but if in future I'll come back in Denmark I'll be happy to learn some words.

"..take me as I am.."

Danish language

frewurny glirt ptohtsm!

andrea bjork wrote:

jeg snakker ikke dansk men jeg spiser ost :o

You made me laugh so much that i started to cry.. that was THE most genius phrase that i have ever seen whritten down..

Light travels faster then sound - this is why some people appears to be bright, until you hear them speak.

I know quite alot as it's very similar to norwegian...