Yikes. Erm.....a foot, i guess.

Would you rather come across a hungry aligator or an angry diamondback rattlesnake?

"Watch your step by the crowd of fanatics, while they kill in the name of applied mathematics"

Rattlesnake for me. I would have more of a chance of outrunning a snake than an aligator.

Okay, umm...Would you rather lose your sense of hearing or lose your sight?

I'd rather lose my sense of hearing.

Would you rather dance in front of TV cameras or sing in front of TV cameras?

Sing in front of a camera. It's something I'm definitely better at than dancing ^^

Would you rather step on a dead bird or in dog poo?

"straight" isn't normal, it's just very common"

dog poo. It's only recycled dog food

would you rather have a suprise party with everyone you love
or
a romantic holiday with the one you love?

(i was sick of them all being negative scenarios )

Surprise party.

Would you rather eat something non-mouldy from the garbage or something mouldy from the fridge?

non mouldy from the garbage I think....

Would you rather not ever find out your spouse was cheating or catch them in bed with another person?

"Do or do not - there is no try!" - Yoda

Catch them in bed with another person.

Would you rather sleep with the celebrity of your choice once or not work for a 5 years?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

sleep with the celebrity of my choice.

Would you rather be unemployed or do a job you really hate?

Follow the cloud that looks like a sheep!

be unemployed

Would you rather:

Live in the past

or live in the future?

Ring the bells that still can ring.
Forget your perfect offering.
There is a crack, a crack in everything.
That's how the light gets in.

~ Leonard Cohen ~

live in the past :S There's a certain amount of security there, as well as good times.. potential for change.. etc blah blah

would you rather be born young and grow up (as normal)
or
be born old and grow down?

You mean live life in reverse? Yuch...either way you end up with someone changing diapers...you just know how long you're going to live. I'll take the normal way!!!

Would you rather find out early that you had a terminal illness so that you can do things you wanted to do even if it was going to be a long painful death or find out the day before you were going to die?

"Do or do not - there is no try!" - Yoda

Find out early and have a painful death - at least i could die with no regrets

Would you rather constantly feel like you needed a wee or constantly feel like you needed a poo?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

ooh...hey can both be painful...but people will complain less if you have to just let out a wee....dontcha think?

Would you rather have sex with a really hot person with 5 different STDs or a really not so hot person that maybe farts a lot?

"Do or do not - there is no try!" - Yoda

UGH! I'd go for the smelly ugly sex.... I could put a bag on their head and a peg on my nose

Would you rather walk in on your parents having sex or have your parents walk in on you whilst you're having sex?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

Can you believe I've had both happen...and I really didn't care for either!
But, given the choice...my mom walking in on me didn't make me want to vomit!

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

"Do or do not - there is no try!" - Yoda

Vampire

Would you rather eat a 6 live cockroaches or a 1 live wasp?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

Cockroaches.

Would you rather be blind for a day or deaf for a week?

Follow the cloud that looks like a sheep!

Deaf for a week.

Would you rather have an extremely beautiful face or a super hot body?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

Extremely beautiful face.

Would you rather sing or dance infront of a crowd?

We're all grown ups now. When did that happen? And how do we make it stop?

Oh jesus..... dance...... (that was a tough one!)

Would you rather know exactly where, when and how you will die or not know at all?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

not know at all

Would you rather eat bugs or shit...given a choice at gunpoint of course?

"Do or do not - there is no try!" - Yoda

Bugs!

Would you rather... eat a solid piece of poo or drink a cup of sloppy poo?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

ewwwww prolly eat the hard poo but, i would rather not pick either

would you rather watch the one you love die or die for the one you love?

Die for the one I love

Would you rather someone you can't have or not love someone at all?

Follow the cloud that looks like a sheep!

Uhm.. not love someone at all.

Would you rather,
Have male genitalia attached to your Face! or be half male, half female..?

Lol Have male genitalia attached to my face... plastic surgery!

Would you rather be a famous singer or a famous actor?

I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.

famous actor.......who sings

Would you rather have a breath-taking prospects in your career or have a breath-taking romance with a person you have always dreamt about?

I am nobody's little weasel

The breath taking career! The romance would probably fizzle out first :-D

Would you rather go back in time and get chased and eaten by a dinosaur, or chased and eaten by a groupof angry cavemen?

I'd rather get eaten by a dinosaur- maybe it will be allergic

Would you rather be the bottle of wine or would you rather be the cork?

THE CHRISTIAN LIFE WITHOUT PRAYER IS LIKE COMPUTER HARDWARE WITHOUT THE SOFTWARE!!!!!