Rudd perfected his lip-wetting exercise in time for his SORRY speech

To please our indigenous friends he needed the word SORRY to ooze clearly from moist lips
so that in no way it sounded like APOLOGIZE!

before the elections he was going to spend millions on every thing now he is cutting millions from everyone starting with the pensioners , i guess someone has to pay for his over seas trips, i wonder all those who voted for him feel like they were coned big time :roll:

2 blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least 1 of them would have seen it

I think you're right on the beam there, Jim... that tongue flicking reminds me of a lizard.. a GOANNA... and with even with all his apologizing, the Abos will still eat him up ...given half a chance. Oh well, with Kirk Douglas kissing his arse now, I'm sure Kev's a happy guy.

Yes Richard, I noticed that when asked if he was going to take away that $1,600 from the carer's annual allowance, he didn't actually deny it as much as say (numerous times) "They will not be ONE DOLLAR worse off!" ...maybe they will be a FEW dollars worse off instead, or is my cynicism showing?

lol you mean elmer fudd, that is what i've heard him being called

Some are kind and refer to him as Harry Potter

Did you see he was in Washinton the other day? At a function with Geoge Bush and one of the polititians referred to him as Mr RUDE!.. hahaha.. Now THERE's a guy who did his homework..
I nearly kacked my dacks...

Well, now Mr RUDE has made Mr Bush an "hornorary Queenslander"... Yippee Ki-Yay for YOU guys.

"Kevin the Chicken"

Trevor the farmer was in the fertilised egg business. He had several hundred
young layers (hens), called 'pullets' and eight or ten roosters, to
fertilise the pullets' eggs.

Trevor kept records and any rooster that didn't perform went into the
soup pot and was replaced. That took an awful lot of his time so he bought a
set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each bell had a
different tone so Trevor could tell from a distance, which rooster was
performing. Now he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency report
simply by listening to the bells.

The farmer's favourite rooster was Kevin, and a very fine specimen he
was too, but on this particular morning Trevor noticed Kevin's bell hadn't
rung at all.

Trevor went to investigate.
The other roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing. The pullets,
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover but to farmer Trevor's
amazement, Kevin had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring.

He'd sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the next one.

Trevor was so proud of Kevin, he entered him into the Brisbane Exhibition
and Kevin became an overnight sensation among the judges.

The Result?

The judges not only awarded Kevin the No Bell Piece Prize but they also
awarded him the Pulletsurprise as well.

Clearly Kevin was a politician in the making: Who else but a politician
could figure out how to win two of the most highly coveted awards on our
planet by being the best at sneaking up on the populace
and screwing them when they weren't paying attention.
Do you know a Pullitician called Kevin?.............

butterflyluva wrote:

Some are kind and refer to him as Harry Potter

haven't heard that one but that would be an insult to harry potter LOL