I want living at Australia too!
How is Aussie man???.....
Aussie man are HOT HOT HOT!!!
specially Digger and the Docs!:-)
Phew...gotta take a blood pressure tab now and go and lie down!!!
HOTLIPS IS BACK BOYS!!!!

YAHOO hotlips is back down to the salvos to get a new set of false teeth down to the fish and chip shop for some oil for the 2 strokeout to the garden and pick some fresh marigolds break out the moonshine and let the party begin

2 blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least 1 of them would have seen it

Stone the flamin' crows Digger..... I hear you won a HOTTIE award somewhere along the line

Lookin at your post above, you know how to make all the right moves when it cums to seducin'

lookers such as Hotlips Mind you, you are welcome to the old boiler

I'm not really into leatherwork mate and have me eyes fixed firmly on her grand-daughter!

I have also won a Hottie award!
I was "Miss Bingo Biddy" back in 1980
@ Butterflowerluvy.. You have your beady eyes on me gorgeous Grandaughter do ya? (she gets her good looks from me ya know) (and her great wit and charm)
You have NO chance there!!! Shes WAY outa YOUR league matey! She'd wouldnt look twice at an OLD FART like YOU!!! : Anyway you would have to get to the back of a veeerry LONG queue! Like bees round a honeypot they are dearie!
Never mind Bottylover....You could always take 2nd prize ......ME!!!
@ Digger

@Hotlips...

Listen here ya mouldy old sack of spuds

Digger is more than welcome to do what he will with ya leathery old hide coz

I'm gunna keep workin' on ya grand-daughter!

Granted she has a long list of suitors, but hear tell she has a passion

for those hunks who pack weapons of mass destruction There are but two

such chick magnets in the Southern Hemisphere and zero in the top half that would

even warrant a mention when it comes to the artillery department.

Time to do ya sums and suck in that 2 stroke smoke ya old prune.

miss bingo biddy i think its you butterflyluva has the hops for poor old bugger all those lonle hours out there on the ocean dreaming of a hot blooded woman waiting for him when he gets back to shore and after handleing those cray fish with thier rough shells all day running his hands over your delicate body would be like running your hands through a tub of melted butter ps how old is your granddaugher

2 blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least 1 of them would have seen it

"Miss Bingo Biddy"

DON"T BE MISTAKEN... DON"T BE MISLED with what ya

read ya farkin old hunk of pork cracklin'

Get a load of what yer lover Digger just wrote

What a wily old hound that blighter really is

Doing his best to put me off the scent of your grand-daughter

Well SUCK EGGS Digger......we are talkin' Condas here, NOT bloody earwigs

Ahhhhhh My Diggy certainly KNOWS how to TREAT a woman!!
Marigolds , fish n chips and a tub of melted butter
@buttymeluva ...you should take a leaf outa HIS book.
I'm tellin ya...You dont stand a chance with me stunningly beautiful Grandaughter ...conda or earthworm!
She has Hinter nashnal playboys chasing her relentlessly you know! : Why would she even LOOK at an old git like you!
Shes waiting for a PRINCE you know.
You should set your sites a bit lower Butty.
Maybe Furballs might have you

Hey you old bucket of swill

Just take a gander at what you are doing to the

unfortunate @peacefullord's topic on Australian Culture

Your evil and crooked fingers have converted what was once a sensible

topic into a flamin' mating game

Have no fear.......Digger loves every inch of yer craggy and withered frame.

Rattle ya bones into a chair and watch the smooth moves of an Aussie

chick magnet as he melts the heart of ya grand-daughter

miss bingo biddy dont really know how to put this but your granddaughter it is rumoured that she is pretty hot on the pole dancing in fact it is knowen that she pole danced a steel light pole and it buckled with the heat she gave off as you can see this would not be good for butterflyluva out on his boatas he is a very rich cray fisher man i think he deservers you for his long hours out there in the indian oceani'm only thinking of you

2 blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least 1 of them would have seen it

Piss off Digger....

I use better meat than what that old fart can offer in me bait baskets

You are quite welcome to Miss Biddy farrken Bingo.......

Slap her on ya pillion, tape her gob (so her falsies don't drop out) and

away ya go!

One more thing ya 2 stroke ridin' leather attracta

I would much prefer chasin' the versatile and more flexible

granddaughter around me deck than that bingo bloopin old grandma you

have ya sights set on!

Hope you get a bit of sleep with that creakin' old bag of bones alongside ya!

@peacefullord......part of Australian culture is to say nice things about our fellow beings!

Listen here Digger You keep your philandering eyes AWAY from me lovely granddaughter
I'm pretty "hot" meself on a pole ya know! (well...when me bad hips and diverticulitis permit) I can even do the hangin upside down bit as long as I use me fixident to stop me teeth fallin out
@ Luvamebotty You have MORE chance of getting the proverbial w*** off the POPE than getting a date with me beauuuuutiful dear grandaughter
@pissfull lord ...You wanted to know "what is Aussie Man?"

WELL! !!!!!:
Heres your ANSWER!!!
They're ALL SEX MAD!!!

listen to miss bingo biddy saying all us males are sex mad have you seen any one else limber up like miss bingo biddy before she goes out on a date , go on look at her photo:roll:just imagine her on the back seat of the old holden i still regon she keep butterflyluvas boat steady when hes pulling in the pots

2 blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least 1 of them would have seen it

Tell ya what Digger..... the sea lice infested bait I pull up in me pots is more pleasing to the eye than that dried up old cow pat, Hotlips

What is the Aussie male? "Sex mad" sez the silly withered up old wench! How dare you refer to us fine upstanding and refined Aussie gentlemen as being sex mad ya bloody old battleaxe! Go wash out your foul mouth you crude old dragon!

Creak back in your rocking chair Biddy Bingo and note how an expert butters up ya granddaughter!
I hav sum fierce competition from a fellow Aussie......sum smooth chested, smooth talkin :talkin: marry 'em all and wannabe stud! Once I hav seen that blighter off, you may wish to collar the blighter.

I have just joined this community and it sure is interesting! I really don't quite understand some of the lingo (being from the U.S.). I think Aussie men are some of the sexiest men alive and I could sit and listen to them talk all day! I wonder - do you think Americans have accents or sound really different when we talk? I've never thought of me having an accent! I was at a conference in Chicago some years back, and a man from Australia was at the bar. As you may quess, he was the delight for the evening of all the women that were in our group. I don't know who he was with, but he gave each of us a pin of a little gold kangaroo.

How do some of you feel about Americans? You know, we're not all bad - just our government keeps getting us in trouble. Geez, I wish everyone would just settle down and we'd have peace in our crazy world, right?

@lunn802 i hope that 802 is not refuring to your ageyou got that right about us aussie guys been the sexiest guys around but watch out for that butterfluylva guy he just wants to get you out on his boat and have his way with you he likes them with a few years under thier beltand as for the pin thing we give them out to the girls who are not goers

2 blondes walk into a building ... you'd think at least 1 of them would have seen it

Stone the flamin' crows @lynn802...... not sure if it is that American accent or not, but ya sure shut that annoying old boiler, Hotlips up!
Who am I to argue with your opinion of Aussie men
Indeed, this wonderful wide brown land of ours boasts 3 of the hunkiest, sexiest bronze chick magnets imaginable .......... namely me Bruver and fellow bearer of the renowned
Conda..... Wombat, Two-stroke Digger and reluctant as I am to mention it, my good self.
Digger wants to know if you are sure the guy who gave out the little gold kangaroo pins was indeed
an Aussie. Digger reckons were the bloke a true blue from downunder, he would have offered something a little more substantial. But then he is accustomed to observing the lavish treats the Luva Twins offer their chicks.