when u aint got a wine cork .....

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serenity_1 | 5 May 2008 - 12:09am

....... prob silly subject .... but it comes under here Very happy

How do u open a wine bottle?

If u aint got that wine bottle unscrew can u tell me what is your best way to get into a corked bottle of wine?

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maleGaryLynn | 5 May 2008 - 4:11am

BREAKthe end with a hammer. Laughing Glass sinks, so you can't drink it.


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maleDetroit-Escalat... | 5 May 2008 - 5:58am

To add to the previous method: you can pour the wine through a coffee filter to catch the glass splinters. Very happy


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malemicha65 | 5 May 2008 - 11:58am

Some people can open a champagnebottle with a sword,that looks pretty impressive.Very happy

maleAtreides | 5 May 2008 - 4:08pm

I really know how to do it. I did it a lot of times when younger, but it's a little risky, so I use the corkscrew nowadays. You put a folded thick towel against the back of the bottle, and then you start hitting a wall with the protected bottle bottom. It sounds crazy, but when you learn to manage the technique, and if you are lucky enough to not brake the bottle, you will see the cork just go out little by little as you hit the wall with the bottle. I'm sure some of you will think this is a joke, but I repeat it is not. It works!!!!!!! The physical explanation? Well, in fluid dynamics it is called "ram effect".


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maleSnoopy2 | 6 May 2008 - 9:18am

I had this problem already several times. I used to press the cork into the bottle. Mybe a little bit of the wine gets out to give room for the cork and it is a little bit tricky to fill the first glass. But it works.

femaleLeaa | 6 May 2008 - 2:55pm

Snoopy2 wrote:
I had this problem already several times. I used to press the cork into the bottle. Mybe a little bit of the wine gets out to give room for the cork and it is a little bit tricky to fill the first glass. But it works.

Yes I did the same thing...sometimes you get a bit or two of cork floating in the wine, but better than no wine hum... Smile


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maledeng | 7 May 2008 - 3:28pm

Oh yeah, the sword, seen that many times, tried many times too, but seems i don't get the trick. Fun to do though.
Anyways, you can always push the cork into the bottle


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femaleserenity_1 | 10 May 2008 - 12:19am

Laughing thanks for the replies... i have used a screwdriver to try and get thru the cork and then push it inwards at the end ... and the tea strainer or coffee filter thing really helps to get all those little corky bits that float in your drink away Smile


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femaleserenity_1 | 10 May 2008 - 12:20am

micha65 wrote:

Some people can open a champagnebottle with a sword,that looks pretty impressive.:D

wow i never heard that method ... must get a sword jus in case Laughing


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femaleserenity_1 | 10 May 2008 - 12:21am

Atreides wrote:
I really know how to do it. I did it a lot of times when younger, but it's a little risky, so I use the corkscrew nowadays. You put a folded thick towel against the back of the bottle, and then you start hitting a wall with the protected bottle bottom. It sounds crazy, but when you learn to manage the technique, and if you are lucky enough to not brake the bottle, you will see the cork just go out little by little as you hit the wall with the bottle. I'm sure some of you will think this is a joke, but I repeat it is not. It works!!!!!!! The physical explanation? Well, in fluid dynamics it is called "ram effect".

i will try this method and see if it works Very happy


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femaleserenity_1 | 10 May 2008 - 12:22am

Snoopy2 wrote:
I had this problem already several times. I used to press the cork into the bottle. Mybe a little bit of the wine gets out to give room for the cork and it is a little bit tricky to fill the first glass. But it works.

isn't it quite hard to actually push the cork into the bottle before u break it a little? or is there a technique in doing this Laughing


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maleJohsky | 10 May 2008 - 12:27pm

serenity_1 wrote:
Snoopy2 wrote:
I had this problem already several times. I used to press the cork into the bottle. Mybe a little bit of the wine gets out to give room for the cork and it is a little bit tricky to fill the first glass. But it works.

isn't it quite hard to actually push the cork into the bottle before u break it a little? or is there a technique in doing this Laughing

Gezz...Laughing
Is Snoopy the only one who has ever pressed the cork into the bottle? It is easy to do that; easier than pulling it out.
Now I wonder, Snoopy, is this a scientific, or a German approach?

Haha, yes, I can imagine the answers Sticking out tongue


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maleAtreides | 10 May 2008 - 3:24pm

serenity_1 wrote:
Atreides wrote:
I really know how to do it. I did it a lot of times when younger, but it's a little risky, so I use the corkscrew nowadays. You put a folded thick towel against the back of the bottle, and then you start hitting a wall with the protected bottle bottom. It sounds crazy, but when you learn to manage the technique, and if you are lucky enough to not brake the bottle, you will see the cork just go out little by little as you hit the wall with the bottle. I'm sure some of you will think this is a joke, but I repeat it is not. It works!!!!!!! The physical explanation? Well, in fluid dynamics it is called "ram effect".

i will try this method and see if it works Very happy

Laughing
I knew you boys and girls wouldn't believe me. But I sustain it's true. I saw it done a lot of times, and I've made it myself. In case you are not kidding and really want to try, the trick about ramming the bottle, well, is quite obvious. Start it GENTLY, and as you gain confidence you can try it harder until you manage to move the cork, just a little. It's the hardest part, after that it will come out easily. If you don't start gently, hahaha... you will have a messy time cleaning both wine and shattered bottle remains.


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femaleserenity_1 | 10 May 2008 - 11:33pm

Johsky wrote:
serenity_1 wrote:
Snoopy2 wrote:
I had this problem already several times. I used to press the cork into the bottle. Mybe a little bit of the wine gets out to give room for the cork and it is a little bit tricky to fill the first glass. But it works.

isn't it quite hard to actually push the cork into the bottle before u break it a little? or is there a technique in doing this Laughing

Gezz...Laughing
Is Snoopy the only one who has ever pressed the cork into the bottle? It is easy to do that; easier than pulling it out.
Now I wonder, Snoopy, is this a scientific, or a German approach?

Haha, yes, I can imagine the answers :tongue:

I never can seem to push it in til i broke it down a little Smile


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femaleserenity_1 | 10 May 2008 - 11:35pm

@ Atreides - I really am gonna try this method of yours Very happy

I get thru those wine corkscrew thinghys so fast - they jus break on me about once a month and i needed a new remedy to get into a wine bottle. Will let ya know how i get on Very happy


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maleAtreides | 11 May 2008 - 2:43pm

serenity_1 wrote:
@ Atreides - I really am gonna try this method of yours Very happy

I get thru those wine corkscrew thinghys so fast - they jus break on me about once a month and i needed a new remedy to get into a wine bottle. Will let ya know how i get on Very happy

Thumb up Good luck!!!!!!!!!


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