Really really awkward moments
Have you ever experienced some really awkward, embarassing moments, that you wish you could just disappear?
I did, I mistakenly walked into the men's washroom at a pub. You might say the house was full, no urinals were available. One guy turned around with a big grin saying, I'll be done in a sec honey... everyone started to laugh.... uggggh
did I make a dash for the door!
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The un-inspirational behavior of others determines our willingness to believe their words. Their life and truths then become like wind, collecting dust in its passing. -lea
This wouldn't have been as embarrassing in Germany Leaa. Women and girls walk into the men's restrooms all the time, because the line at the women's restroom was to long, or something! There's no trace of shame in their faces 
Oh yeh plenty of them. Forget most of them as well, just like Micha ![]()
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"If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created." - Roger Simon
I'm waiting for a barrage of kiddie embarrassing moments to come. The one I envision happening at some point goes like this: I'm, uh, busy, and my son is big enough to answer the phone and I hear him say, "She's in the bathroom and she's been in there for a REALLY long time."
This is the kind of story I've heard from other parents and quite frankly, am surprised it hasn't happened to me yet. Not that I'm complaining, mind you. ![]()
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From the sublime to the ridiculous is but one step--Napolean Bonaparte
I've eh wandered outside like sleepwalkin at 5am, bollock naked an shoutin
I've come to eat aw your jelly babies!! ![]()
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I am sure a lot of people have done this one! Said hello, waved, or honked at someone you know, only to find out it wasn't who you thought! Yikes,![]()
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THE CHRISTIAN LIFE WITHOUT PRAYER IS LIKE COMPUTER HARDWARE WITHOUT THE SOFTWARE!!!!!
Was at the airport in Atlanta, Georgia USA...rushing to catch my connecting flight to Nashville, Tennessee. I had a carry on bag on wheels and was pulling it a bit too fast, it swung out in front of me and I fell over it! Thank God there were not many people around, but enough
Needless to say that my carry ons now are shoulder bags ![]()
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A million and one times, but nothing spectacular that particularly sticks out in my mind at the moment. A lot of them would have involved being drunk/intoxicated in some other way. I'm sure most people have had some of those moments. Falling over a lot like an idiot, lying in a hedgerow at 2 am because you can't physically walk home, saying stupid and really inappropriate things, and just generally acting like an idiot.
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"Watch your step by the crowd of fanatics, while they kill in the name of applied mathematics"
Yikes. I just remembered walking in on my sister in the bathroom when i was a kid, when she was .....**shudders** naked. That was embarrassing for the both of us, and frightening for me. If you're going to have a shower, lock the damn door!
It left scars! :-/
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"Watch your step by the crowd of fanatics, while they kill in the name of applied mathematics"
Many times. I don't think before I do something then flipping well wish I did!
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I wasn't meant to walk this world without you - Kelly Clarkson - Maybe.
I'm always doing something to create awkward moments... It's what keeps me humble ![]()
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Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must never, for whatever reason, turn his back on life. - Eleanor Roosevelt
lol, loved this one...![]()
speaking of bathrooms...my daughter got a call from a guy she was waiting to hear from...her twin brother...being an joker...said she couldn't come to the phone because she was in the can with a spastic colon problem....I think he still has scares from that one....lol
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The un-inspirational behavior of others determines our willingness to believe their words. Their life and truths then become like wind, collecting dust in its passing. -lea
jus when i am being hyper n people actually speak their mind and they often leave me in a place that is hard to crawl from ![]()
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Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.'
I drunk some mineral water, burped and heard someone shouting "whoa".
I realized I had forgotten to close the window and a man on the street had heard me burping. I wanted to be sublimed.
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~und Justiz für alle~
Walking down the street making eye contact with a girl only to trip over my own feet. I laugh about it now...
last weekend, on the subway train, someone called out my name and said hi to me and waved....only that it wasn't actually my name they were calling out, i think they mistook me for someone else. i looked and just smiled but i was probably red cuz i felt really awkward ![]()
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I am sure I have but I forgot about them.