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Name: Erik the Vampyre

Member for: 1 year 20 weeks

Last login: 1 week 4 hours [offline]

Date of Birth: 5.11.1970(37)

Country: SWITZERLAND

I am looking for: mailfriends

Smoker: Yes

Community:   480 posts

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I got some time on my hands, so why not brush up this little crypt and make it all nice and shiny again?
Am I too old for this? Dunno, tell me!
Something about me (well, who else...): I like music from country to metal, reading from comics to classics. I'm a collector of all things vampiric (no, NOT coffins *g*), and my fave colors are black, red and violet. My handwriting looks like runic signs, so thx to whoever invented the PC! And before I forget: "Sin City" is THE most impressive film of the last decade... The worst film of the last decade is... too many to mention, really.
Another line (if I go on like that, I can copy and paste it and publish it as my biography *g*): Books - yes, I love horror. Okay, you might have guessed that. Another piece of me: If you speak to me early in the morning and I don't reply, I'm having a good day. If you speak to me early in the morning and I start growling - run! :D Another piece: Don't ask me anything about computers. Either they work or they don't, as far as I'm concerned.
A page from the book "1000 things you never wanted to know about me": I can't tie a decent knot. Things I don't eat: animals without legs and animals with more than four legs! Not even if they chose to inhabit my salad (tough luck, you creepy crawlies...). I'm not romantic, and I don't like it when people start beating about the bush (read closely, I didn't say "start beating Bush"! *g*). Just say what you mean, decoding hidden meanings is not one of my strong suits.

For those who made it through to this point: congrats! But the worst is yet to come :D
Okay then, now for the worst: All of the above is actually true!
What? You're still waiting for the big, dark secrets to be revealed??? I don't have any... really... *grinning*
Ah well, who am I trying to fool here? Of course I do - but I won't tell. After all, they're secrets, right?

One more thing before I shut up: In case you want to ask me to marry you, lend you money, send you money, buy you pink leather boots or adopt any of your children - the answer is NO.
It's good to have...

... teeth, if you're a vampire Very happy

If I could be an animal ...

... I'd be a snake Wink

If I could be a plant...

... uhm... a cactus maybe?

What I love to do:

Read, write, music ... ah, just ask