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Drew Wants Some Food Member for: 2 years 43 weeks Last login: 4 days 7 hours [offline] Date of Birth: 21.9.1989(19) Country: UNITED STATES Profession: Student (freshman at U Miami) Status: single Website: Drew's website I am looking for: my mind... I seem to have misplaced it. Smoker: No Community:
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Yea, so i'm Drew.
I have about 50 prison tats. I killed a man in 'nam. I always pour one out for my homies. I'm pretty much the smartest person i know, i'm not gonna lie... I invented the hot pocket. If you shoot me, it won't kill me. It will just make me angry. Brad Pitt has asked me out numerous times. I keep having to turn him down. He's too clingy. Chuck Norris ain't got shit on me. If i were an ice cream flavor, i would be FUCKING DELICIOUS! I have 5 brothers, they're pretty much more kick ass than the Italian mafia. Dont fuck with me. I wrote all of the Stones's hits. I can eat 16 WhiteCastle burgers at a time. "Danger" is my middle name. We pronounce it Dan-gurr, though. I don't have time to finish telling you how awesome i am, so you're just going to have to make up the rest on your own. ~Miami, Florida is pretty much the shit. i love it here! and if you would like to be a pretty awesometacular penpal (or at least you can TRY), send me a message yo. :-) ~NEW-- I am no longer replying to messages that just say "hi" or "u sexy" and all that bullshit, if you want to talk to me, SAY SOMETHING!!! introduce yourself, ANYTHING but that ^ ! ~And DON'T EMAIL ME!!!!! I check my pm's every day, don't email me unless i specifically ask you to! thanks :D ~my bestest friends are: --Andy (amdarkambience) --IMME IMME BIMMEY!!! (nagini) --Jacobbb (dexe) :D I love you guys!!! ~I've got a little webshots photo album under my website, or whatever the hell that is, you should check it out :P ~Oh, and anyone that knows the Bohemian Rhapsody by heart, as i do, or can cite Monty Python scenes on demand, as i can, HAS to talk to me. hahaha, it's the rules. I'm also a coheed & cambria FANATIC, so if you like THEM, you also have to talk to me, the rules... haha *** On Turkish Men: I know that not all Turkish men are the same, and that i'm probably being a stereotyping ass, but they've given themselves a terrible reputation with their perverted ways, so please do NOT pm me asking for my msn and whatnot, because you're not getting it*** |
My parents used to say...
Don't shit where you eat.
If I could be an animal ...
I would be a squirrel, because they're so cool! They can jump from tree to tree, climb across power lines.. now if that's not kick-ass, i don't know what is.
Friends are for me...
Belting Queen in the middle of the street, holding eachother's hair back while drunk and puking, having Rocky Horror parties, playing pranks on teachers.....they deserve it |
What I love to do:
Dance,sing,play instruments,act,skateboard,belt Josh Groban,chase small birds,and EAT!