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Dusty Bunny Member for: 1 year 12 weeks Last login: 9 hours 40 min [offline] Date of Birth: 16.8.1970(37) Country: AUSTRALIA Profession: Collector of small thoughts Status: relationship I am looking for: Those teeny tiny thingamajigs that people use in whatchamacallits Smoker: No Community:
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After some time I've decided to update my profile with a few new bits a bobs that nobody ever bothers looking at... I mean all they are looking for is exposed flesh or an offer of some kind of illicit online love affair, and I'm not really into all that because being the incredibly handsome studmuffin that I am, I am already taken. Yes yes I know it's hard for people to take, but it's true... the bunny is unavailable during normal relationship hours.
So... what to talk about? I think I'll talk about my desk once again because I haven't done it for a while and I might find something new on here... ooo isn't it exciting kiddies :D Anyway to start off... there is a dirty great big monitor taking up most of the desk... Well it's not that big, but it is a CRT monitor so it's big enough to be a pain in the ass if someone wanted to insert it. The monitor is liberally coated with bear snot, a self-made smiley face created out of yellow-tack... and a wuppie purchased 12 months ago as part of some guide dog thingy. Oh and lots of baby dust bunnies :D Let's look underneath the monitor... Hmmm a matchbox... Dunno why that's there cuz I haven't smoked in years and even when I did I used cigarette lighters. I guess it's Betty's (name changed for reasons of wanting to stay alive) from when she has her seances with crazy people. There's a stereo plug converter thingy that came with my new headphones I bought a couple of weeks ago... I got new headphones cuz the old ones were fucked beyond repair... I'm sure you wanted to know that. What else... a security sticker off something... probably a DVD. A thermometer that has been there ever since I nicked it from TAFE 4 or 5 years ago. A black tie wire thingy... probably also from the headphones (As you might already guess I don't clean this desk much). OOOO A Spider-Man tazo thingy... a cat's eye... no not a real cat's eye but the found from a beach cat's eye... not that I found this one on the beach I found it in the hills so either its a very old fossilised cats eye or was dropped there just before I found it by someone who had previously visited the beach. AAaaaand apart from some more dust bunnies that's it for under the monitor. The left side of the monitor is nothing apart from one of the computer speakers and my coffe cup... or mug... or whatever you want to call it. I ALWAYS drink from this mug... and it ALWAYS has the same spoon in it. I'm really fussy about just how much coffee (instant) or tea and sugar I put in my mug when making a drink, so I make sure I use the same equipment each time. While my mug isn't a haven for dust bunnies it is looking pretty grotty around the edges. Gives extra flavour to my drinks I'm just thinking... Why don't I tart up my profile with pictures and sounds and flashing epileptic lights? Dunno... Don't care. Anyway to the right of the monitor is one hell of a lot of crap, starting off with my mouse sitting happily on it's mousemat. The mouse it pretty grotty but that's Betty's grot not mine... I have clean paws :D Oh and also on the mousemat is Bug... Say hello Bug... "Hello"... Bug is a erm... bug and hangs around on the mousemat keeping a vital card stuck down. He's very useful, and doesn't eat much. Not like the small bunch of bears and various other critters sitting beside him... Theres um... let's see... Birthstone Bear (Betty's birthstone not mine) and Scottish Bear from scotland, and Fairy Bear who lives in the tree at Christmas time. Stinky bear, also from Scotland... Squirty Bear who doubles as a dispenser of goop... a little crystal bear keyring who has no name... or at least has yet tell tell me his name... or her name... I dunno even whether it's a girl bear or boy bear. A witch on a broomstick pin thing from England... A roman soldier dude... and a couple of lead figurines from an RPG. I also still have a half eaten box of apple sours that were sent to me from someone on here a couple of years ago... I'm wondering if they are still edible but I'm too scared to open the lid in case they have mutated into 'orrible bunny eating monstrosities. Hmm there's also a torch with almost flat batteries... a set of small screwdrivers for pulling the computer apart (the torch is for looking inside said pulled apart computer) a couple of old 3.5" disks with christ onoly knows what on them. A stapler and a box of staples... Gee that stapler and me have been through some times together... *sigh* A pencil sharpener... which predates the stapler by a few years... and a few tissues that are by the looks of them older still. Oooo I found my VIP Pass to this thingy... Not to worry, I'm far too important to be concerned with trivial mattes such as VIP passes these days, so I'll just chuck it. There's a texta... black... a couple of rubber thingies off an old chair... also black. And a small array of lolly wrappers... various colours none of them black. OOo I found another so-called important card... *fling*... Aaaaand what else. Oh yeah my big Leo mug that Betty got me for my birthday yonks ago and which I have never used. She beats me severely because of it, but I'm a bunny who stands by his moral principles... or more accuratley runs and hides while his morals get left behind to fend for themself... so I shall continue to refuse to drink from this vessel until such time as I feel it to be an appropriate course of action. Until ten I just use it as a garbage bin.... Actually... Now that I think of it... THAT's probably the reason why Betty get's so pissed off about it. HOLY CRAP!!! I found a movie ticket stub too and I was thinking it might be to a recent movie... but nope, it's for Seven... Ya know??? The movie with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman... It's dated Wednesday November 8 1995.... 9:20 PM. I remember that night, I was bored and went off to the movies on my own. I used to do that all the time cuz I hate seeing movies with other people. But these days I'm too cheap to go and instead sit at home and wait for them to come out on DVD... Sad really. And that's about it for my desk this year. Tune in again next year where the dust bunnies will be bigger... the tissues will be older... and my ability to think of a finishing line would have improved considerable from what it's like at the moment. |
It's good to have...
Fingers... cuz without them I wouldn't be able to type out thi answer to the question of what it's good to have. Of course, if nobody asked me this question it would no longer matter if I did or didn't have fingers thus making their value entirely dependant upon people asking me this question.
If I could be a moviestar...
I would um... darn... hangon something will come to me eventually... Moviestar..sex with midgets... drugs... die young... transvestitism... paparazzi... um... um... geez... I'll think of a negative eventually. Until then I guess I'll just enjoy all of the above.
It's good to have...
Hangon!!! I know I'm picking these totally at random but having the same bloody question thrown at me twice in a row is a bit much... Well um, okay It's good to have a brain so you can remember whether or not you've already been asked question like this one/ |
What I love to do:
Think up hobbies nobody has ever heard of then spend the next 15 minutes telling them a heap of lies about what such a hobby entails.