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Name: Mr Bloke

Member for: 4 years 10 weeks

Last login: 32 weeks 3 days [offline]

Date of Birth: 23.04.1964(44)

Country: UNITED KINGDOM

Status: married

Website: Mr's website

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Don't mess with me....

I havent really got the time/inclination to compose a clever profile, but Ill list my top ten fave things...so you could tell if you've anything in common. :D

COMEDIES: 1) Simpsons 2) Father Ted 3) Only Fools & Horses 4) Men Behaving Badly 5) Phoenix Nights 6) The Office 7) Alan Partridge 8) Red Dwarf 9) Young Ones 10) Phil Silvers Show (Bilko)

PUNK BANDS: 1) Sex Pistols 2) Discharge 3) SLF 4) Vibrators 5) Partisans 6) Sham69 7) GBH 8) Jam 9) English Dogs 10) New Model Army

ARTISTS: 1) Van Gogh, 2) Leonardo Da Vinci, 3) Michelangelo, 4) Dali, 5) Rembrandt 6) Raphael 7) Bosch 8) Canaletto 9) Rodin 10) Toulouse-Lautrec

WRITERS: 1) George Orwell, 2) Charles Dickens, 3) HG Wells, 4) Tom Sharpe, 5) James Herbert, 6) John Wyndham, 7) Dean Koontz, 8) Enid Blyton, 9) Roald Dahl, 10) Jack London

MAILFRIENDS IVE KNOWN THE LONGEST: 1) Outonalimb, 2) Wan, 3) Blackcat, 4) Spinderella, 5) Bella Stella, 6) Vacuous, 7) Lets Chat, 8) Ace, 9) kevski 10) Mightyaphrodite

DISHES: 1) Cannelloni, 2) Spaghetti Marinara, 3) Pulpo, 4) Macaroni Al Forno, 5) Chicken Jalfrezi 6) Pastie n chips 7) Chips n Fried eggs 8) Chilli, 9) Chicken Roast, 10) Enchiladas

CHOCOLATE BARS: Flake, Wispa, Time Out, Cream egg, Kit Kat, Ripple, Aero, Cadbury Fruit and Nut, Twix, Crunchie

NUMBERS: 4, 7, 5, 1, 8, 6, 10, 2, 3, 9

ROYALS: 1) ..... 2)..... 3)...... 4) ...... 5)..... 6)..... 7)..... 8).... 9) ..... 10)
If I could fly...

I CAN fly...

Mailfriends is for me...

What bikes are for fish...

If I could be invisible...

You'd just see straight through me...