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Name: venus notdemilo

Member for: 2 years 35 weeks

Last login: 1 day 5 hours [offline]

Date of Birth: 17.6.1905(102)

Country: UNITED STATES

Profession: slacking bellydancing chocoholic

I am looking for: corn nuts

Smoker: No

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hello, all!!  please do the location map thingie, if you would.  thanks a bazillion (to those who have done so, you're awesome!)  PLEASE LEAVE A MSG IN MY GB-DON'T BE SHY, OK? :D

    • ******UUUUUH ok, how the hell do you spiffy up your profiles on here??? i am soooo jealous to see others have fancy shmancy stuff. boohoo! if you help me, i'll be your bestfriend forever & ever..minus the boiled bunny. :P************************* ok, i've been a member here for 4freakin years. yep, i've gone through all the drama & cattiness to last a lifetime...the main reason i don't watch soap, really..i get enough of it here on MF. *************************** anyhoooooo, special mention to some wonderful people: marja (dutchandevil)- you are one of the reasons i stick around, chickiedee..and the ha-ha's we have talking about sex, lies & butts. :P ************************* toni(lyn25), mamamia, who's a sexy dork..yes, there is such a thing. we've gossipped, butchered the danish language (as well as swedish), laughed over stupid crap that no one else would find funny, i miss you, T!!! :P ************************** shifty-god (no, i'm not calling you god, silly), you are the most stubborn PIA person i know online. i love to disagree with you just to disagree with you. :P you've listened to me gripe & whine about balls & chains, and gush about how wonderful said balls & chains are..and never showed any outward signs of barfing **************************** mike (shadowraccoon)-what can i say, mikey? you're the other man. hahaha you've cracked me up since your first lame-o msg to me..but you've recovered beautifully with your funny, insightful (nope, i'm not being sarcastic here) observations. live long & prosper. :D ************************** giulio (englishbloke)-where art though, gorilla? :D i miss you, jules. you're still my favorite UKian, bar none. seriously. i would never say that just to get into your...christmas list. i mean it. i love our verbal kung fu..you are my sensei..or whatever..guru, voodoo priest, shaman. my wit is nothing without you. :D ******************************* lars (wullie)-omg! the most handsome man in the whole damn planet, i swear..it's just not right for a man to look like you, dane. no fair, no fair at all. to top it off, you're smart, funny as hell, gads, a hunkabod..i mean, seriously, what's wrong with you? you probably have like a snore like a caveful of walruses or something..cos really, no one can be THAT freakin perfect. do you like fall in love everytime you look at the mirror??? :P (please don't hunt me down, larsipoo) :D ************************************************************************* hmmm dangit..i would add more..but as usual..i'm running out of freakin time. crappity crapola. right now i'm reading..re reading, actually, a dean koontz book..odd thomas..and puzzling over why the 2nd one isn't as good as the first. hmmm and if any of my friends care..i want a DVD of the movie Amelie..cos i can't freakin find it here..and the vhs is worn out & messed up..dammit. don't let the grumpiness fool you..i'm a ray of sunshine, really. seriously. stop laughing, mike. :P********************************************* ************************************************* ******************************************** Look to this day: For it is life, the very life of life. In its brief course Lie all the verities and realities of your existence. The bliss of growth, The glory of action, The splendor of achievement Are but experiences of time. For yesterday is but a dream And tomorrow is only a vision; And today well-lived, makes Yesterday a dream of happiness And every tomorrow a vision of hope. Look well therefore to this day; Such is the salutation to the ever-new dawn! Kalidasa

My parents used to say...

if i made a face, it would freeze like that. don't play with your gum. if you swallow a seed it will grow inside your tummy. santa was always taking notes. lie lie lie

The best thing ever happend to me...

meeting a blue-eyed, dark-haired welsh guy...my life started happening then. Very happy

If I could be an animal ...
i would find out if they are really color blind, why they like to sniff butts & lick themselves.

What I love to do:

smell vegies at the grocery store =P