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Name: Christian [XEZ]

Member for: 2 years 25 weeks

Last login: 4 weeks 9 hours [offline]

Date of Birth: 3.8.1986(22)

Country: GERMANY

Profession: german army

Status: relationship

Website: Christian's website

I am looking for: mailfriends, penpals, friends, ...

Smoker: No

Contact:
ICQ 381052702

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HAI

welcum & thx 4 visitin ma profile...
⊂( ﾟヮﾟ)⊃


For all ma existin mailfriends:
I feel sorry for the long time I havn't contact ya. Up to the end of my apprentice I must work hard for my exam. Any days after closing my work, I've started in da german army.

The first months was hard times. Only at weekends -if any- I'm comin' home. My head was imminent to explode cuz of the hard trainin [german adage]. Now I'm more than one yr there.

Nine month are duty for all german, lusty guys. I work there for 2yrs. But I like to extend for 4 yrs. Don't be disappointed if I don't answere you in a short-time. I can't talk with u every week, cuz I was anytime for anyweeks away. But I like to keep our friendships... I don't want to lose you!
For all the other visitors:
Well, I like the japanese culture, language and exceptionally the nice girls [don't think: representative guys, I don't search for relationships...]. I am a great fan of the japanese singer Mai.K. Up to october '07, I was admin of the first inofficial german-speakin Kuraki Mai fan page. But I was obliged to close them cuz of reasons of time. My hobbies are sport (basketball, swimmin, table tennis, hackie-sack, joggin, military fitness, ...), music*' (Hip-Hop, R&B, J-Pop, ChillOut), readin book's (fav.: "Natsume Souseki - kokoro"), watchin movie's (fav.: "Wasabi", "Honey", "Romeo and Juliett", "Street Style", "Final Fantasy - Advent Children"), take parties, goin to nightclubs, playin video games, chating (text, voice, cam), hang out, campin, collectin demos (sczene.org; farbrausch.de), sex, ...and any more. After closing my other web pages, I've started to device a new concept. It should be a personal page about me and my life. Release date? Now!^^


Pick of the best in my life: My girlfriend... I very luv her. She is the most beautiful girl all over the world!
Anyday I would like to emigrate to America with her... ...Far away from Germany...(!)

I search for friends all over the world. Especialy in Japan, South Korea, USA and Germany. My english is very bad, but I hope you can understand me. I like to train it here.

Aah, and... ...I'm a li'll chocolate-junky...^^"

Places I would like to travel: Tokyo, Kyoto, Miami, Seul, New York



Name:Christian A.
Called by friends:KRiZ
Nickname:XEZ
Zodiac sign:leo
Chinese zodiac sign:tiger
Tall:1.83 meters
Weight:75kG
Eyes:green-brown
Hair color:very dark blonde (like brown)


How u can contact me (most r messengers):
- ICQ
- Skype
- IMVU
- Pangya (online game incl. IM)
- E-Mail

My web profiles:
- MySpace (Chris XEZ)
- StudiVZ (Christian A.)
- Fotocommunity (Christian A.)
- IMVU ( NinjutsuWarrior )
- ICQ (XEZ)
- XFire (xkzess)
- JOYClub (fst)
More details to contact me I will only release for good friends. Ask me if you like to get it.

*':
japanese & american R&B
german & french Hip-Hop


KTHXBYE

Various kinds to say "Hallo World!"



Shakespeare

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.

[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself! Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]

Scene II: The praising of Juliet.

[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]

Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.

[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.

[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the difference between the square of the difference between my little pony and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]

Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.

[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak your mind!
[Exeunt]



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HAI
  CAN HAS STDIO?
  VISIBLE "Hai World!"
KTHXBYE


Chef

Hello World Souffle.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.
Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.
Put oil into the mixing bowl.
Put water into the mixing bowl.
Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.
Put oil into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.
Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.
Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.


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sources...


Various kinds to say "Hallo World!"
Wikipedia: esoteric programming languages
A good day starts with...

one kiss of my babe and music of Mai.K

Love is...

the highest secret of life

If I could turn back the time...

I will do all the shit again!

What I love to do:

I emend: What I luv...:
< my babe > | < Mai.K > | < chattin > | < sex > | < chocolate!! > | < best mailfriends > | < japan >
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