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Solitaire _ Member for: 3 years 15 weeks Last login: 1 hour 9 min [offline] Date of Birth: 17.11.1962(45) Country: FINLAND Status: single I am looking for: nothing (that is something), anything and everything Smoker: Yes Community:
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A - Artistic B - Bold and beautiful, ha ha ha! C - Cautious D - Dark and deep soul E - Eccentric F - Fantasizing about... G - ...getting there H - Honest I - Intuitive J - Jewel... would be a great name for a CAT! K - KISSA is a cat in Finnish L - Lone wolf M - Mindful N - Night owl O - Open P - Playful painter Q - Quote freak R - Random is also one of my favourite words... S - Serious. T - Thrillers for me, thank you U - Unique V - Vallu and Iu are the names of my CATS W - Wanting some... and wishing for... X - X-files are not for me Y - Young at heart Z - Zooming at you: WHO are you? (=^.^=) At last the Wind Wizard's son said to the King: "Send for the old wizard from Finland. He knows more than all the wizards of your kingdom put together." A messenger was at once sent to Finland, and a week later the old wizard himself arrived on the wings of the wind. - Anon (=^.^=) Color is life, for a world without color seems dead. As a flame produces light, light produces color. As intonation lends color to the spoken word, color lends spiritually realized sound to form. - Johannes Itten (=^.^=) We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry. - John Webster (=^.^=) Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde (=^.^=) You cannot motivate the best people with money. Money is just a way to keep score. The best people in any field are motivated by passion. - Eric Raymond (=^.^=) The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made. - Groucho Marx (LOL!) (=^.^=) CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT CAT (=^.^=) Q: What color is a happy cat? A: Purrrple. (=^.^=) In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. - Dereke Bruce (=^.^=) You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat. - Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio (=^.^=) Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well. - Missy Dizick (=^.^=) Cats are the ultimate narcissists. You can tell this by all the time they spend on personal grooming. Dogs aren't like this. A dog's idea of personal grooming is to roll in a dead fish. - James Gorman (=^.^=) If animals could speak the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain (=^.^=) If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? - Steven Wright (=^.^=) When I took office, only high energy physicists had ever heard of what is called the Worldwide Web.... Now even my cat has its own page. - Bill Clinton, announcement of Next Generation Internet initiative, 1996 42nd president of the United States (1946 - ) (=^.^=) Love to eat them mousies Mousie's what I love to eat . Bite they little heads off Nibble on they tiny feet. - B. Kliban (=^.^=) Sometimes when I get up in the morning, I feel very peculiar. I feel like I've just got to bite a cat! I feel like if I don't bite a cat before sundown, I'll go crazy! But then I just take a deep breath and forget about it. That's what is known as real maturity. - Snoopy (=^.^=) TOP TEN (=^.^=) Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog? – Unknown (=^.^=) I never trink – wine. – Dracula (=^.^=) You may be as vicious about me as you please. You will only do me justice. - Richard Burton (=^.^=) Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy. - Albert Einstein (=^.^=) Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. – Oscar Wilde (=^.^=) I did not know I loved you until I heard myself telling so, for one instance I thought, "Good God, what have I said?" and then I knew it was true. - Bertrand Russell (=^.^=) Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the progress that has been made in the last 30 years, many foreign people still speak in foreign languages. – Dave Barry (=^.^=) I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. – Woody Allen (=^.^=) I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. – Oscar Wilde (=^.^=) I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. – Rodney Dangerfield (=^.^=) Congratulations! You've read this far. You win a prize and get to know something about me. Who could better describe me than one of my friends? She said to me: "Sometimes you're such a witch but most of the time you're OK." :o) (=^.^=) P.S. I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde. - Dolly Parton 
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