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tracy williams Member for: 4 years 23 weeks Last login: 2 years 26 weeks [offline] Date of Birth: 07.01.1980(28) Country: UNITED KINGDOM Profession: nurse Status: single I am looking for: friendship Smoker: No Community:
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A man walked into a ladies department and
shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter He said "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" "What type of bra?" the sales person asked "Type?" enquired the man, "there's more than one type?" "Look around" said the salelady as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from" she added Relieved the man asked about the types The Saleslady replied "There are Catholic,the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?" Now totally befuddled the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded "It is all really quite simple........ The Catholic type supports the masses The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills. ======================== Bra Sizes Have you ever wondered why A,B,C,D,DD,E, F,G and H are the letter used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, its about time you became informed. (A) Almost Boobs... (B)Barely there...... (C) Can't Complain! (D) Dang! (DD) Double Dang! (E) Enormous!! (F) Fake (G) Get a Reduction (H) Help me I've fallen and I can't get up |
 A good day starts with...
lots of coffee,loads of toast, and a read of the newspapers
If I could be an
 ...a cunning and smart FOX of course |