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Carly Ann Member for: 2 years 36 weeks Last login: 2 years 29 weeks [offline] Date of Birth: 28.07.1964(44) Country: UNITED STATES Status: single I am looking for: penpals Smoker: Yes Community:
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Oh my God! I'm supposed to write somethin' about me?! Oh man, this could put my ole brain into overdrive! It's never been there before. What'll I do, what'll I do, what'll I do? My heart is racin', my palms are sweaty and my train of thought just derailed! Oh no! I'm losin' it already and I've only just begun! Ok, deep breaths .... In ... out ... in ... out ... in ... out ..... One final breather ...... Heart is slowly returnin' to it's natural pace, wipin' my palms dry and my thoughts are back on track. Whew, that was a close one. Ok, I think I'm ready now to do this.
So, I'm lookin' for someone who doesn't care how big my breasts are, how long my legs are or how much money I make. I'm all for long walks, holdin' hands, candle lit dinners and all the other stuff that people never continue doin' after the first date. All that didn't even take place in Cinderella. (I've seen the movie!) Is there anyone out there who ........ Isn't a crackhead or crack dealer, isn't an alcoholic, doesn't beat women, isn't wearin' women's underwear as you are readin' this ad, isn't a liar, isn't into being hit, peed on, or tied up while havin' sex, doesn't want to hit, pee on or tie someone up while havin' sex, is not in jail, on probation, doesn't have a court date pendin', isn't a misogynist, racist, classist, elitist, lawyer, politician, bible boy or a pompous butt? If you're him, keep readin'! I work in a Casino as a Bartender, so I have seen and heard it all. I have not however, done it all. Because of my job, I have acquired a somewhat sarcastic attitude. I'm quite witty with the comebacks to all the proposals I get in my line of work. I have 2 girls, 14 & 5. My favorite hangout is home. I have learned that home is where you can say anythin' you want because no one's listenin' anyway. I have this tendency to speak my mind. I believe in lettin' it all out. Communication is a must in any relationship. I detest liars. I would rather walk thru hell, in a gasoline panty and bra set, sittin' on Arnold Schwarzenegger's head, breast feedin' Gary Coleman, than to be lied to!! In my free time, I spend it with my kids. They're the most important people in my life. We do lots of activities together. I love to cook. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and mine is always delirious. I watch sports, horror movies, roller bade, ice skate, shoot pool and all those other things that people of our ages would never dream of doing. There is so much more to me and if you want to know, you'll have to ask yourself. Hope to hear from ....... someone!! |
If I could be invisible...
I would kick some butts!!
If I won the lottery...
I would share, share, share!!  Love is...
A wonderful thing if you find your soul mate. If you don't, love doesn't exist. |
What I love to do:
Talk,make people laugh,will try anything once,movies,sports,spending time with my 2 girls.