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Name: moose ?

Member for: 1 year 26 weeks

Last login: 6 days 16 hours [offline]

Date of Birth: 9.2.1972(36)

Country: UNITED KINGDOM

Profession: decorator

Website: moose's website

I am looking for: mailfriends

Smoker: Yes

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mmmm beer
If I could turn back the time...

i would not change a thing

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Bra Types

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife"

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man. "There is more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three types of bras," replied the salesclerk. Confused, the man asked what were the types. The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?" Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?" The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

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i like watching f1 ralling or any motorsport
drinking and a good joke
what else can i say
if you want to know more just ask

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sleep + drink