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Name: Helen Back

Member for: 2 years 24 weeks

Last login: 16 weeks 1 hour [offline]

Date of Birth: 30.10.1900(107)

Country: UNITED KINGDOM

Profession: Um Bongo Fairy

Status: married

I am looking for: The underpants gnomes

Smoker: No

Community:   545 posts

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Ohhhhhh....here we go again...*yawn* Greetings! Would you like to talk about the weather? Cost of inflation, fish, cheese etc? Then kindly fu....move along! I'm only here to have a giggle, so if you like any of the following... Cats, Bill Bailey, Mighty Boosh, SOAD, Futurama, Family Guy, Father Ted, blah-di-blah,Korn, Eddie Izzard, yada yada, Ross Noble,horror films (booga booga)etc etc... feel free to get in touch.. after all the Xmas/New Year splurginess I'm trying (many people have told me this) to keep to a healthy (ish) diet, so please stop by for carrot sticks and nettle tea....YUM! It's a taste sensation! Take care, bye bye then! Peee esssss....I absoBLADDYlutely WILL NOT reply to ''Hi, how r u's''....go on, try me!!! Also I'm a master of origami, so don't give me any hassle.....WATAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *assumes stance*
My problem is...

I shouldn't be allowed out unless accompanied by a responsible adult

It's good to have...

someone in the house who isn't scared of spiders..

You are...

feeling very sleeeepeeeee....

What I love to do:

jelly juggle,go fly fishing with JR Hartley,mud wrestle,sky dive,giggle (probably too much)