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Chloe Burnes Member for: 1 year 40 weeks Last login: 1 year 31 weeks [offline] Date of Birth: 17.5.1988(20) Country: AUSTRALIA Profession: Student (uni all the way, babey!) Status: single I am looking for: Friends n maybe a bottle of tequila Smoker: Yes Community:
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So, howdy, m'poppets. How be you? Me? I'm fine, thanks for asking =^^= 'Spose I better tell you about meself, 'cause ain't that what you're here for? For me to talk about meself? MWAHAHA! I do believe so, that I do. I love vampires, zombies (so want a zombie invasion), my sony playstation (which I oft sleep with in bed - better than a teddy any day), my bass guitar, metal and rock music, drinking (and a little of the less legal kinds of shite XP), pubs, learning, reading (FANTASY and SCI-FI ROCKS!!!), Star Wars (Don't care whatcha say, man, the 'old movies' kick 1-3s' arses), Star Trek, Star Gate, Star Ship Galactica (sp?!)... well, basically anything with 'Star' before it (a coincidence, mind), and, OF COURSE, Thunderbirds. Um, um... I love Japan, and Japanese guys XP Been to Japan for three weeks and 'twas the best time of my life. My favourite bands are (basically all and every metal band in existence!!!) Tool, Static-X, AC/DC (Bon Scott pwns... God rest his soul), Rammstein, Cold Chisel (on ya Barnzey!), Tenacious D (Jack Black rocks my socks off), the Faint (a curve ball to confuse youse ^^;), Mudvayne, NIN, RHCP, Dir en Grey, L'arc en Ciel (Ken is -HOT-, and Tetsu should be hidden away from society, he's that darn cute), Opeth and good ol' Johnny Cash... Amongst a lot of others. Just ask, man; I'll be happy to chew your ear off with names of my most beloved of bands. I play a LOT of videogames, hate X-Box, LOVE PS (I would save my PS2 before ANYTHING if there was a fire), but I've found of late that games are too easy... Take, for instance, Dynasty Warriors. An AWESOME game, but meh... Even on Chaos mode I find it hard to keep playing, 'specially if I've had a few drinks. I love to fight, but cannot attack whilst drunk, only take hits like a bloomin' CHAMP, although -APPARENTLY- that isn't enough for me to be considered manly... Not that I would want to be considered manly... *cough*... Okay, I lied - I'm a tomboy, but in order to put my mum's mind at rest, I've started wearing girly clothes... *sigh* I swear, Bon Scott wouldn't wear jeans as tight as mine.... lol ... Um, er... Stuff is awesome? Oh, favourite colours are blue, red, orange, black and brown; favourite drinks, tequila, rum, beer and lemon and rosemary tea; favourite food, steak ('though, I'm allergic to it); favourite animal, tanuki (a lot of Japanese people think I'm crazy); and my favourite places are pubs and my room (the home of my ps2, and -er- 'nudie' media). I'm pretty bloomin' hyperactive, have quite a short attention span, but I love to write, can't dance (although I mosh like a bloody champ, if I do say so myself), and hate wearing dresses/skirts/other forms of girly clothes, but alas, alack, and such of the like, APPARENTLY I can't have my cake and eat it too... BUGGER. Around uni I'm known as 'the crazy rum chick with the hat', and most of my friends are guys, because, frankly, most chicks don't have the same interests as me, and are... well, annoying. Nah, YOU'RE AWESOME... ... ... Meh.
I have a problem with picking the 'wrong' guys (I like big, 'chubby' ... erm... wild?... guys if they're not Japanese and all *cute*) but meh. It makes for interesting, memorable experiences. I love sarcasm, although others sarcasm usually goes *swoosh* over my head (as does this strange notion of 'flirting'... I'm as ignorant as a post, man XP. I blame it on me being Australian... need it all to be blunt and straight to the point), and mine over their's... alas, alack and such of the like. Meh. I believe that being Australian means that you believe in people, are willing to make people feel welcome no matter where they were born, accepting people as they come and to give everybody a shot. Being Australian, to me, is also about loyalty - loyalty to your fellow people, to your friends and to your family (although you CAN - in my opinion - choose as to who you consider family) and about friendship. You cannot judge a country by its government, only by its people, because, lets face it, goverment bodies are generally crap and corrupt. You can only judge a country by its government if there's substantial evidence. Australia's government may piss in only the pockets (helps out) the rich bastards, but the people are quite different... Well, at least they were. I believe that from generation to generation WE - as a global community, ie, EVERYBODY - are losing our sense of humanity. I mean, how many people have been beaten up in public places without somebody stepping in, even if it means that they, too, get the crap bashed out of them? I know that I've placed my neck on the line to defend some stranger, and I believe that is the way EVERYBODY should be, because without it, we are not human. And being human means that we care about each other, care for the sick, the elderly, the young, and those who cannot defend themselves... that is how we have become the dominant species that we are today, and without that sense, that sympathy, empathy (???), we will ultimately bring about our own demise... but I also believe in that people should lie in the beds that they have made and suffer the consequences.... XP Ninja are awesome, but then so are pirates and space cowboys... but not as much. That reminds me, Rikimaru can turn into a geisha (????) on the first level (can't remember whether 'tis the only level) of Tenchu, with that disguise scroll thing? ahaha Man, it kept me amused for hours... like 'Yakuza', namely how the people reacted when you bumped into them on the streets... ... And yes, I am easily amused. MICKEY ROUKE IS HOT!!! END! PS: Ay, I do be realizing that I be looking as if I should be a-suiting a 'cat-girl' outfit/look like a cat... MEH... Meow??? PPS: If you judge somebody by the country that they're from, Ima hunt you down and give you the ass-whoopin of your lifetime. Remember, stereotypes are CRAP and generally NOT correct. *shakes fist* PPPS: Rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum, rum... Tequila =^^= PPPPS: I wear glasses... when I can find the bastards... otherwise I just interpret the blurs. Not too much different to being completely and utterly drunk, really... PPPPPS: You can dance... You can dance... Everybody look at your pants... Do it! *shakes fist* |
If I could be a plant...
I'd be an invisible tree.
It's good to have...
A carton of rum and a couple of bottles of tequila... and BEER. Can't forget the beer, mate (VB FOREVER, M'DEARS!)
My problem is...
I love footy too ('so', I suppose) much, but don't have a favourite team *gasp* |
What I love to do:
playing videogames,watching anime/porn/horror movies,being a ninja