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Name: Yikes!! I\'m Handsome!!

Member for: 2 years 21 weeks

Last login: 7 weeks 14 hours [offline]

Date of Birth: 01.03.1901(107)

Country: UNITED STATES

Profession: Flea Circus Performer

Status: widowed

Website: Yikes!!'s website

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Sizzle da doo dad...I'm HOT!!!!

I figure one look at my pic and all the ladies will be burn'n up my email box, send'n me love letters!! NO...I will not marry you...I'm just too sexy for that kinda thing!

I really didn't dress-up too much for this pic (NO REALLY!!), cause I want you all to see me al naturale. Guys...don't start gettin' all jealous...but take my advice, have your teeth cleaned (I actually flossed), your hair spruced-up and find a rad pair of rose-colored glasses and get ready to be admired!! Ooh la la...!
My parents used to say...

"You ARE normal, don't listen to what everyone else says...the fact that your father and I are brother and sister is irrelevant."

If I won the lottery...

I would invest in used cat toys. I think there could be opportunity here...a niche, if you will.

The worst thing ever happend to me...

...posting this nasty picture...even though its really not me, I think I'm creeping people out! Oh well...I'm leaving it...it's just too damn funny!

What I love to do:

Separate Things With Commas