So, it's 2am and it hit me once more that I could be dead by morning... I'm not sure what would kill me, maybe a passing car will hit a lamp post, sending it careering into my neighbours wall, upsetting her wasps nest... said wasps will then fill my house, and in my frantic attempts to escape their terrifying malice I'll trip and fall down the stairs...
With a broken leg I'll manage to call an ambulance, begin my journey to hospital only to get waylaid by a police speed trap.... The trap will spring, decapitating the paramedic and forcing his colleague to administer first aid.
During his frantic reattachment of the paramedic's head, no-one will notice the lack of handbrake on the ambulance, and it'll roll backwards, towards my home... Uncontrollably freewheeling until it collides with an escaped ostrich, causing a random causal effect, opening a breach in time... through which a large moon will fall, crushing me, the ostrich and the ambulance.
